there's this new scam going around where someone puts your dick in their mouth and gobbles on it until you bust. Obviously this siphons off nutrients and moisture from your body - they walk away with 'em scot-free. Not good, and a lot of people are falling for it. Mostly it's girls doing it but they're not the only ones. Stay frosty out there

They call it a "blow job" on the mean streets but I'll be the first to tell you, it's no career for an honest man

i'm such a big girl i didn't order grubhub even though i'm really hungry

girls should be paid 1000 a day to dilly dally

Johnny Mnemonic (1995)

I love my new workplace. Feels cool.

the transformers factory